25.3.04

Thoughts to ponder... or mebbe not!

If practise makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why practise?

If bread with butter always drops with the butter side down,
and cats always lands on their legs.
What will happen when you strap slice of buttered bread on the back of a cat and drop it?

Study = no Fail -----Eq (1)
no Study = Fail -----Eq (2)
(1)+(2)Study + no Study = no Fail + Fail
*take out common factor on both sides*
Study ( 1 + no ) = Fail ( 1 + no)
*divide throughout by (1+ no)*
Study = Fail

Women = time x moneyTime is money
Women = money^2Money is the root of all evil
Women = evil

Men = Money x Time x WomenAgain, Time is Money, Women = evil
Men = (Money^2)(Evil)Money is the root of all evil
Men = Evil^2

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