17.1.04

Eats, shoots and leaves

A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a sandwich
It finishes the sandwich, takes out a gun and fired twice into the ceiling.
Puzzled by the actions, a waiter caught up with it just as it was walking out of the restaurant, and asked:
'Why did you do that?'
The panda took out a badly punctuated nature book, and said, 'Coz i'm a Panda. Check it out yourself!'
The waiter flipped to the relavant pages and read.
'Pandas are black and white, bear-like animals which eats, shoots and leaves.'
Quite interesting ei, bad punctuation can really make things hilarious, i read this off a book written by a punctuation stickler, it's really funny, it you get the chance, should really buy and read it, Title: EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES

No comments: